How you doing? How are classes (er, class) going for you? I know it must be hard succeeding me as the GSI for Rock Mechanics. But I am sure you will prevail. As sure as I know Bush will prevail in destroying the fabric of our society with tax cuts for the rich, deep cuts to services for the poor and elderly, shutting down our borders, closing our public schools, waging wars with any who look at him funny, and the eventual yet perpetual dumbing of America by listening to him speak.
Thanks for the directions the other day.
My girlfriend, Emilia, has a favor to ask of you. She needs to write a term paper for her SJSU class on saltwater intrusion, and I told her you were an expert on the subject. No I am kidding. She needs to take out a book or two at the Berkeley library and was hoping you could meet her on Saturday or Monday at the Earth Sciences library and help her do that.
I have allowed her to offer you a beer afterwards (if it be not too early in the morning) or toss a frisbee on the Memorial Glade. If the sun shall be out the morning in question, I implored her to take you down to the Berkeley Farmer's Market for purchase of oranges, pears, and the like. I know how much you like fresh organic fruit.
Let me know if this is feasible, or fathomable. A "Bush-esque" response will be very much appreciated. I enjoy terms such as "offense" instead of "offensive" and the use of the following sentence: "Credibility is incredibly important."
Have a good one, good luck with classes (er, class).
Later,
Jeff
