After Sammy Sosa (pitching to Bush) whizzes a fastball by his head, little George gets angry. "Don't be throwing at me," Bush yells. Sosa informs Bush that he is crowding the plate. So little George, stubborn as ever, crowds the plate even more. And the next pitch hits him right in the shoulder.
A crazy-mad Bush picks up the ball, runs towards the outfield and throws the ball through the large windows of the faculty building.
A young John Kerry, headed on his way to Vietnam, walks by the disgruntled Bush.
Bush yells at Kerry, "Hey hippie: How are you going to fix the windows? Are you just going to abandon the issue?"
Kerry replies, "Well, I didn't break them, but since they are broken, I would try to get the windows fixed as soon as possible. What is your plan, since you broke them?"
Bush rolls his eyes. "I have had a plan all along. In fact, I broke them on purpose. But the new windows will be installed on my time table. And while I am at it, I am going to tear out those ugly french doors and put in American doors. How would you pay for all that?"
Kerry ponders the question. "Well, I guess the University can raise student fees a little until the repairs are paid off. That sounds fair."
Bush is steamed. "The rich students shouldn't have to pay any more money! We pay too much as it is. So, only the non-rich students should help pay for this. In fact, the rich-students should get a fee-break. And actually, as I think about it, there is probably oil beneath this ballfield. Lots of oil! That will pay for everything."
Question: Does it make any sense that Bush is harping on Kerry for not having a plan for the mess in Iraq?
