Father Dominus,
I must confess to you my sinful past. I have recently
supported, emotionally and financially, liberal
candidates for public office. These liberals have, in
turn, supported gay marriage, euthanasia, secular
schools, and unlimited abortions on demand.
I find myself waking up trembling during my sleep. My
life has lost all meaning. I need you, my Father, for
I have sinned heavily against the House Ways and Means
Committee.
I have tried so mightily to pick up the pieces of my
life, and restore the essence of my soul. I need your
help, Father.
God's devoted, but recently and momentarily lost, son,
Jeff

ps, yes, me and emilia will be here throughout the
holiday season.

--- Dom wrote:

> jdog:
> glad to hear you've moved into your new house.
> I'm still at the same place in berkeley, doing the same thing in berkeley;
> so whereas your own existence is characterized by dynamic change, mine
> is representative of the traditional values this country desperately needs.
> As for my sister's influence, she quit her job last week in
> anticipation of attending princeton next fall. Till then she plans to travel,
> analyzing the various heathen cultures which threaten our national
> security (it's important to know the enemy).
> I'd love to drop by and see your new place.
> Headin for palo alto tommorrow but I'll be around during the first week
> of january. Are you guys both here over new year's? Bless you my children.
> May the lord jesus christ bless you.
> Recently ordained,
> Father Dominus

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