Bush: "I quit drinking in 1986, I become president, and now I'm toasting that Hollywood freak-of-nature Schwarzenegger with a glass of water. But that is what they think. They don't know my little secret: starts with a 'v' and ends with an 'a.' Hehe. Yea, that is right. Drink up, Governors; soon you will be stripped of your clothes and abused... Oh wait, I already did that to those Iraqis... Next fantasy..."

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