I would like to take this opportunity, now that we are all together, to express my wishes if things go sour from this day forward. I would like you, my family, immediate and distant, my friends, old, current, and random, my employer and fellow employees, to spare no expense in prolonging my life. No matter the technology needed, no matter the cost, please pay it so I can live one more hour or one more minute. I am sure it will be worth it.
These are my wishes. And I state them clearly now to ensure no headache for those parties mentioned above in determining who is responsible and for what. Sell the farm, if necessary, grandma. Another mortgage on the house, my brother. And we can scale back operations at work; downsizing is an option, going public is another.
No effort to continue my life is too radical or expensive.
In closing, I stress to you, my caregivers, all of you, spare no expense.
See you soon.
- Jeff
PS, I will probably be in hell where I hear the beachfront property market is getting ready to boom again; the recession is over!
