On the president... "Bush has [fucked] up so bad, he's made it hard for a white man to run for president."
On the GOP nominee... "McCain was too old 10 years ago. I don't need a president with a bucket list. McCain's older than Morgan Freeman. I respect my grandparents, but I don't let them make decisions. McCain was a war hero [because] he got captured. I know a lot of brothers in prison who got captured."
On the former First Lady... "Hillary is the greatest forgiver in the history of the world. Even Jesus (would say): 'You're really good at forgiveness. I mean, I talk the talk, but you walk the walk.' But let me get this straight: she's gonna work in an office where her husband got (expletive) in?"
And on the hunt for Osama bin Laden... "Marion Jones is in jail. Don't you feel safe?"
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