What would a Bushie do?

Posted at 2:10 pm on Tuesday, November 18, 2003, in Bush Administration, and tagged bush, environment, oil, syracuse.

What would a Bushie do…

…to clean up the environment?

– Let the polluters regulate the polluters. (Because pollution doesn’t really exist, it’s just been made up over the years by the environmental wackos and PhDs at Berkeley, Harvard, Stanford, Michigan, Syracuse, MIT, et cetera. “They know nothing; I know all.”)

…to decrease foreign oil dependency?

– Drill for oil in preserved lands and tax-breaks for oil companies. (Because oil is god. And let’s face it: Conservation doesn’t make anyone of my friends more wealthy.)

…to help the economy?

– Cut taxes for the rich. (Because money is thicker than water.)

…to fight forest fires?

– Cut down the trees. (You must get the tree before the tree gets you.)

…to make peace?

– Alienate allies and make threats: “You are either with us or against us.”

…to help the troops?

– Challenge the enemy: “Bring ‘em on.”

…to win an election?

– Have your first cousin call the election in your favor for Fox News at 2:16am after everyone goes to sleep.

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