Archive for August 2004

The monthlies.

• Dummy In Charge

  Bush says so many stupid things (soon the dictionary will have a definition of bushism) it doesn’t even make news anymore. And we accept that Bush isn’t the most prolific speaker, or the brightest person, or even a good guy when we really take a look at his policies. But sometimes you wonder whether he [...]

• That Hollywood Comment Kerry Made

  You hear of Kerry saying something about Hollywood having the soul of America on the news. You wonder what he meant and many had wondered if he had gone nuts. Now for most intelligent Americans (the blue states) such a comment doesn’t change your opinions. But the majority of the other Americans (the red states) [...]

• Bush and the NRDC

  Bush impersonator Will Ferrell (of Saturday Night Live fame) recently made an appearance at an NRDC dinner. Bush struck a chord with the environmentalists. “At the fund-raiser, Mr. Ferrell’s Bush, who was wearing a flight suit, boasted of his plan to replace logged ancient redwoods with ‘substitute trees’ made out of red-painted plywood. He then [...]

• Health Care? Who Needs Health Care?

  Bush’s health care reforms have succeeded all expectations. “Since Bush took office, the number of Americans without health insurance has climbed by 4 million, to nearly 44 million.” Source: Washington Post

• Reason No. 318 to Vote Bush Out

  While campaigning in Niceville, Florida, last Tuesday, Bush received the following compliment. “This is the very first time that I have felt that God was in the White House.” Source: Washington Post

• James Madison vs. Sean Hannity

  Sean Hannity and his fellow ignorant conservative friends consistently and constantly mislead their listeners with untruths about the founding fathers. James Madison would flip over in his grave if he knew how his political legacy is being misused by the conservative minority in this nation. “You want to refer to some liberal activist judge…, that’s [...]

• Bush, Cheney and Taxes

  An illustration of the inept president and vice president when it comes down to average Americans and taxes. First, Bush in Canton, Ohio: “He [Senator John Kerry] said he’s only going to raise the tax on the so-called rich. But you know how the rich is: They’ve got accountants. That means you pay. That means [...]

• An Ol’ Fashioned Bush-Bashing Good Time

  The American people don’t deserve George W. Bush. The American people don’t deserve a conservative as their president. We are too noble and too intelligent as a whole (and too ignorant and inferior individually). We have been shafted – a stolen election, an attack on our own soil, a feeling of unease, and Bush has [...]