Re: Four More Years, or was it Four More Beers?

Posted at 12:08 pm on Tuesday, December 28, 2004, in Uncategorized, and tagged .

Keeping tabs with Dom.

Father Dominus,

I must confess to you my sinful past. I have recently

supported, emotionally and financially, liberal

candidates for public office. These liberals have, in

turn, supported gay marriage, euthanasia, secular

schools, and unlimited abortions on demand.

I find myself waking up trembling during my sleep. My

life has lost all meaning. I need you, my Father, for

I have sinned heavily against the House Ways and Means

Committee.

I have tried so mightily to pick up the pieces of my

life, and restore the essence of my soul. I need your

help, Father.

God’s devoted, but recently and momentarily lost, son,

Jeff

ps, yes, me and emilia will be here throughout the

holiday season.

— Dom wrote:

> jdog:

> glad to hear you’ve moved into your new house.

> I’m still at the same place in berkeley, doing the same thing in berkeley;

> so whereas your own existence is characterized by dynamic change, mine

> is representative of the traditional values this country desperately needs.

> As for my sister’s influence, she quit her job last week in

> anticipation of attending princeton next fall. Till then she plans to travel,

> analyzing the various heathen cultures which threaten our national

> security (it’s important to know the enemy).

> I’d love to drop by and see your new place.

> Headin for palo alto tommorrow but I’ll be around during the first week

> of january. Are you guys both here over new year’s? Bless you my children.

> May the lord jesus christ bless you.

> Recently ordained,

> Father Dominus

God bless you, Dom.

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