There he is. Sean Faggity. In front of the hospice that Terri Schiavo is lying in. Slowly dying. Peacefully. Her husband by her side.
"And next..." Sean Faggity begins his lead-in to the commercial break.
Oh boy. What does he have now?
A rumor that Terri Schiavo in the last week has communicated to the people around her that she actually wants to live.
The New York Post stands by. The National Enquirer and the Star stand by. But this is what it has come to for Fox NEWS. Pure tabloid shit. Nothing more pure than this bullshit. And it goes for news, Fox style.
Yes, Terri Schiavo, a woman who was tragically injured years ago, whom numerous doctors have diagnosed as being in a persistent vegetative state, with no possibilty of recovering, has this week (not today or yesterday, but earlier this week; making it seem oh so more credible to hear), communicated that she doesn't want to die and that she wants to live. She can't talk; she can't move her limbs. Exactly how did she communicate this and how do you know this? Maybe John Edward gave Faggity the ride of his life the night before. No, not the former Senator from South Carolina (That is John Edwards, the man who foolishly gave up his seat to run for... vice president? The seat was eventually won by the GOP. Nice one.) but this guy:

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That's right. On the March 24, 2005, edition of, my favorite, "Fox and Friends," which somewhat implies that Fox is this entity that you can actually talk to, like Roger & Friends, or Faggity & Friends, the network had the gall to ask this lying bullshit artist to comment on the well-being of one Terri Schiavo.
DOOCY: You mentioned the Terri Schiavo case. Some might wonder, "Well, you know what, I wonder if he could communicate with her."
EDWARD: I do believe that the soul, the consciousness, can communicate when they're in a state, whether it be a mentally incapacitated person, someone who's in a coma. It's a consciousness, and the soul has a living consciousness. So whether it's in a physical vehicle or not, there is still the ability to connect. Many people will have what they call out-of-body experiences, or astral dreams. Two very living people, that are healthy, could have a kind of connection in a dream state that can be validated. So why not somebody who's in this case?
DOOCY: So she may not be able to talk with her brain, but she can with her soul --
EDWARD: But she's clear on what's going -- and I can tell you that she's definitely clear on what's happening now around her.
Source: Media Matters for America
Um, yea. The host lets this jackass slide on declaring that there is VALIDATION of pshyic communication between two living people and then with his judgement and expertise states that Terri Schiavo is aware of what's going on. Yea, she's probably wondering what will happen on the upcoming episode of Three's Company.

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