Bush On Elmer’s: Glue Is Good

Posted at 3:05 pm on Monday, October 3, 2005, in Uncategorized, and tagged bush.

[editor’s note: this may be too juvenile for you.]

George W. Bush, beloved forty-third president of the United States (forty-second if you don’t count Grover Cleveland twice), was under enormous pressure to name a woman, a hispanic, and a far-right conservative to the Supreme Court. The pressure proved too much, and although Bush hasn’t found the liquor cabinet key Laura has hid from him, no one has yet taken away the Elmer’s glue from Bush’s Crayola activity kit. (Hey, we all have to relieve pressure some way or another.)

Image: AP Photo/Ron Edmonds

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