Rove Refuses To Carpool (Save Gas) On Way To Testifying

Posted at 11:17 am on Friday, October 14, 2005, in Uncategorized.

Karl Rove, in defiance of George W. Bush’s pleas to conserve energy and decrease consumption, refused to carpool on his way to testify before the grand jury investigating the coverup and conspiracy in the outing of CIA undecover agent Valerie Plame. He surely could have picked up “Scooter” Libby, Dick Cheney, Stephen Hadley, Scott McClellan, Dan Bartlett, and why not for good measure (because he will surely be going to prison for this), their old friend Ari Fleischer. Rumors have it that Rove’s Jaguar (pictured below) seats only three; that means Rove surely could have at least picked up the vice president and his chief of staff. C’mon people, conserve.

Image: Kevin Wolf/Associated Press

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