In the News
Posted at 9:26 am on Tuesday, December 12, 2006, in In the News.
- If the scientist’s meeting wasn’t in liberal San Francisco, maybe someone would listen to the fact that “the latest climate calculations indicate the seas [in the Arctic] could well be totally ice-free by 2040.” Is Al Gore correct? Fortunately, at the same meeting, it has been direly predicted that “vast urban firestorms ignited by [nuclear] war would send thick, dark clouds into the upper atmosphere, blocking the sun’s rays and cooling much of the planet.” Thus reversing the trends of the non-existent hyped-up myth, this so-called “global warming.” Finally, an environmental policy that makes sense.
- Senior officers in the military may be “coercing soldiers and airmen into adopting evangelical Christianity.” Killing… in the name of god.
- Instead of business schools pushing writing classes, the schools should require a year’s worth of ethics classes. Or two.
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December 12th, 2006 at 11:32 am
You realize, of course, that if a nuclear (pronounced “noo-kyoo-lur”) war breaks out, it will be your fault. Because you’ve established the link between global warming and global cooling, combatants will now be able to claim that the war was started with the express purpose of fighting global warming! Perhaps it would be better if the evangelical soldiers (“You can either accept Jesus as your personal savior or eat lead, you infidel!”) or the unethical business school graduates (“He has the ethics of a snake, but he really knows how to turn a phrase!”) would just take over now.