reyonthehill Phone Number
Posted at 7:19 am on Monday, May 14, 2007, in Uncategorized, and tagged misc.
I have established a reyonthehill phone line (you know, for requests to appear on weekly talk shows). The number (based out of DC) is 202-658-7590. That number again is 202-658-7590.
(Please note that I have decided to waive all appearance fees, except for high school graduations. Those speaking engagements will put my kids* through college.)
* I don’t have any kids, as of yet.**
** Still not reformed.
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May 14th, 2007 at 12:17 pm
I thought I’d telephone the number you gave just to say hello, but the number was temporarily “out of service,” like most things are in Washington. I am pleased that you’ve decided to share your wisdom with misspent youth, among others, who are in desperate need of your illumination in their lives. You really should hold out for an appearance with Rachael Ray, though, where at least you’d get fed.
‘Tis pity that you’re still unreformed and unrepentent, as of yet.
May 15th, 2007 at 9:35 am
The phone number should work (now).
I think a stop by the Fox News morning show would be fun.