A Tweet Future

Posted at 7:35 pm on Monday, April 27, 2009, in Technology, and tagged apple, twitter.

Maybe my life is meaningless. I mean, outside of my wife and dog, my house and job, my family and belongings, really what else is there? I think I need to go on hiatus, on some sort of sabbatical. I need only a few things besides my brain and hands. When I re-emerge from solidarity and re-join society, I will bring with me my greatest personal work, the world’s best Twitter client for the iPhone. That should be my life focus; I realize this now, maybe too late.

Or, maybe I should become the Twitter spokesperson for some company, like Pepsi or Aladdin Bail Bonds. I would revolutionize the bail bond industry tweeting unsuspecting parents that their reckless teenage children have been arrested. But have no fear, you can count on us — Aladdin Bail Bonds. Follow our every tweet along the way.

Disclosure: I am not affiliated with Aladdin Bail Bonds, nor do I represent their Twitter base following, however this is an obviously under-served market.

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