Tag Archives: 'caption'

• Caption: Bloomberg’s Yellow Line

  Could Mike Bloomberg become president? Could the renegade former-democrat, former-republican, now-independent mayor of New York follow the rules long enough to make a run for the nation’s highest office? Maybe. But could he please stand behind the yellow line? Sir, please, stand behind the yellow line. It is textured for your enjoyment. Image: Khue Bui [...]

• Caption: Bush, Meet McBain.

  The president had the misfortune of speaking about the wildfires in front of the action-hero governor of California… Schwarzenegger (with the voice of McBain): I can squish you like a bug. Image: Saul Loeb / Agence France-Presse / Getty Images

• Caption Contest

  Bush and Cheney met with officials today to discuss the devastating Southern California wildfires, but the vice president had other thoughts on his mind… Cheney: Couldn’t we just talk about bombing Iran? Image: Doug Mills / The New York Times

• Caption Contest

  Bush (while at G8 summit): “Man, once I was so high…” Image: David Hecker/AFP/Getty Images (New York Times)

• Caption Contest

  Bush at yesterday’s press conference… “Now you promised me you’d say a lot, right? You promised.” Image: San Francisco Chronicle

• Caption Contest

  Reuters is running their Pictures of the Year, and this photo — which I had previously blogged in July, albeit without a caption — is one of them… They say children are great judges of character. Image: REUTERS/Jim Bourg

• Photo Caption Contest… JonBenet Frenzy.

  This is one of those images “worth a thousand words.” (That is a saying, right?) Rita Cosby: “Say it ain’t so. My career depends on this.” Image: AP Photo/Jack Dempsey For those who may not know, Rita Cosby is the woman with her face pressed up against the window. Although Cosby still works for MSNBC, [...]

• Caption Contest Returns

  Sometimes it is too easy it is not even fun anymore. Image: REUTERS / Jim Bourg

• No Caption Needed

  The official caption notes that “Bush acknowledged sending ‘mixed signals’ on energy policy.” Mixed signals… Image: AFP/Jim Watson

• Bush: "Player to the left of me, player to the right."

  Caption time (my favorite). While perusing the Washington Post’s year-in-review photo album, this one caught my eye. (Although I use humor at this time, it is imperative I note that this photo was taken during the solemn funeral service for the late great Pope John Paul II.) Bush: “Player to the left of me, player [...]

• Bush Celebrates Birthday, Nearly Faints

  Well, I know the carnage in London is the news of the day, but here is another edition of, my favorite, caption time. (I couldn’t resist.) While Bush celebrated his 59th birthday in Denmark, Bush nearly fainted as he awaited to blowout his candles. Apparently, his eagerness to blow out the candles led to Bush [...]

• The Bush and Putin Magical Mystery Tour

  Once again, caption time. The fool and the tyrant start their journey, leaving palace grounds, waving to their mindless followers. The prince and the pauper commenced their magical mystery tour today in Russia. They plan to travel in-style by sedan. A colorful bus was not available. Image: Yahoo! Recently archived: Rice on the Side; Bush [...]

• Rice on the Side

  My favorite… caption time. Putin: “Man, that is a large gap between her teeth. She should really stop smiling.” Image: Yahoo!

• Bush Gets Special Award

  Caption time! George W. Bush was given a special award for being a special guy. His father joined him on-stage for the ceremony. As luck would have it, George’s old nemesis, Bill Clinton, stopped by to woo the ladies. “Daddy… why is he talking?”“Dad… you know I don’t like him.” (Calm down, son, he is [...]

• SOTU Take Your Pick

  Caption contest time. Yeah, I’m cool. Woah, deep breath. I’m special. What was I just talking about? Wow, that Condi sure has some nice legs. That guy is not clapping… Oh yeah, the people love me. Jesus, you love me… right? My father better be proud of me now. Images: Yahoo!