Nov - 5th
Caption: Bloomberg’s Yellow Line
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Could Mike Bloomberg become president? Could the renegade former-democrat, former-republican, now-independent mayor of New York follow the rules long enough to make a run for the nation's highest office? Maybe. But could he please stand behind the yellow line?
Sir, please, stand behind the yellow line. It is textured for your enjoyment.
Image: Khue Bui for Newsweek
Oct - 26th
Caption: Bush, Meet McBain.
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The president had the misfortune of speaking about the wildfires in front of the action-hero governor of California...
Schwarzenegger (with the voice of McBain): I can squish you like a bug.
Image: Saul Loeb / Agence France-Presse / Getty Images
Oct - 24th
Caption Contest
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Bush and Cheney met with officials today to discuss the devastating Southern California wildfires, but the vice president had other thoughts on his mind...
Cheney: Couldn't we just talk about bombing Iran?
Image: Doug Mills / The New York Times
Jun - 7th
Caption Contest
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Bush (while at G8 summit): "Man, once I was so high..."
Image: David Hecker/AFP/Getty Images (New York Times)
May - 18th
Caption Contest
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Bush at yesterday's press conference...
"Now you promised me you'd say a lot, right? You promised."
Image: San Francisco Chronicle
Dec - 18th
Caption Contest
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Reuters is running their Pictures of the Year, and this photo -- which I had previously blogged in July, albeit without a caption -- is one of them...
They say children are great judges of character.
Image: REUTERS/Jim Bourg
Aug - 30th
Photo Caption Contest… JonBenet Frenzy.
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This is one of those images "worth a thousand words." (That is a saying, right?)
Rita Cosby: "Say it ain't so. My career depends on this."
Image: AP Photo/Jack Dempsey
For those who may not know, Rita Cosby is the woman with her face pressed up against the window. Although Cosby still works for MSNBC, she recently [...]
Jul - 17th
Caption Contest Returns
Posted at 7:36 am | Filed Under Uncategorized
Sometimes it is too easy it is not even fun anymore.
Image: REUTERS / Jim Bourg
Feb - 22nd
No Caption Needed
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The official caption notes that "Bush acknowledged sending 'mixed signals' on energy policy." Mixed signals...
Image: AFP/Jim Watson
Jan - 3rd
Bush: "Player to the left of me, player to the right."
Posted at 5:45 pm | Filed Under Uncategorized
Caption time (my favorite). While perusing the Washington Post's year-in-review photo album, this one caught my eye. (Although I use humor at this time, it is imperative I note that this photo was taken during the solemn funeral service for the late great Pope John Paul II.)
Bush: "Player to the left of me, player to [...]
Jul - 7th
Bush Celebrates Birthday, Nearly Faints
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Well, I know the carnage in London is the news of the day, but here is another edition of, my favorite, caption time. (I couldn't resist.)
While Bush celebrated his 59th birthday in Denmark, Bush nearly fainted as he awaited to blowout his candles. Apparently, his eagerness to blow out the candles led to Bush getting [...]
May - 9th
The Bush and Putin Magical Mystery Tour
Posted at 11:22 am | Filed Under Uncategorized
Once again, caption time.
The fool and the tyrant start their journey, leaving palace grounds, waving to their mindless followers. The prince and the pauper commenced their magical mystery tour today in Russia. They plan to travel in-style by sedan. A colorful bus was not available.
Image: Yahoo!
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Apr - 20th
Rice on the Side
Posted at 1:40 pm | Filed Under Uncategorized
My favorite... caption time.
Putin: "Man, that is a large gap between her teeth. She should really stop smiling."
Image: Yahoo!
Apr - 8th
Bush Gets Special Award
Posted at 3:17 pm | Filed Under Uncategorized
Caption time!
George W. Bush was given a special award for being a special guy. His father joined him on-stage for the ceremony. As luck would have it, George's old nemesis, Bill Clinton, stopped by to woo the ladies.
"Daddy... why is he talking?""Dad... you know I don't like him." (Calm down, son, he is on a [...]
Feb - 3rd
SOTU Take Your Pick
Posted at 8:52 am | Filed Under Uncategorized
Caption contest time.
Yeah, I'm cool.
Woah, deep breath.
I'm special.
What was I just talking about?
Wow, that Condi sure has some nice legs.
That guy is not clapping...
Oh yeah, the people love me.
Jesus, you love me... right?
My father better be proud of me now.
Images: Yahoo!